"This was one of my first birthdays...I wanted that new "badguy-maker" machine that teaches you how to plot against your government...sigh...those were the days..."

"Here's me being poked in the nose by Jerry...gotta like the old guy!"

"The pain is unbearable..."

"The first time I fell in love...I don't remember if this was Cindy Crawford, Pamela Anderson, or even Rupaul...but I look cute with hearts!"