The following interview was taken by the Narrator of Samurai Pizza Cats soon fter the show was ended, and the stars went on to their different careers. I sponsored this interview.

 

Narrator: Hello Seymour, I hope you don't mind if we ask you a few questions about yourself and your future now that the show is over...

KonKon: Ah it's my good friend the Narrator! Should I call my lawyer?

Narrator: No don't worry we're nto asking anything that will get anyone in trouble...

KonKon: Well make it quick, I have an appointment with my manicurist, and I'm having my topknot done. It's my first perm in a long time.

Narrator: Well Cheese, the press wants to know what you're going to do now with your career...would you mind shedding some light on the subject?

KonKon: Well at first I thought I would become an exotic dancer, but that didn;t work out, especially when I was turned down at Chippendale's.

Narrator: Did you let that stop you?

KonKon: No of course not, as a sex symbol I have a lot to offer to the world, someday I'll be recognized.

Narrator: No offense Cheese, but I think you should stick to old translated cartoons that nobody watches...

KonKon: As I said before, I'm going to be late for my manicure...

Narrator: Wait!! Is there a significant other in your life?

KonKon: Hm...well since Jerry is in a retirement home and the last time I made a pass at Princess Vi she had Al Dente get after me...the stupid dog...so I guess the answer's "no".

Narrator: Thank you very much for your time! Have a good life Seymour!

KonKon: Thanks, I will...it's so great to be evil! Say, blue is not a good color on you...

End of Tape...was that stupid or what?
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